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鸡为什么过马路---新解
Answers to the question:
Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: You betcha he crossed the road, but let's not talk about that, let's talk about energy policy, and how gosh darn hard it is for a middle-class hockey mom to manage the budget of the only state in America with a massive surplus, especially while surrounded by countless Russian and Canadian chickens we have to keep an eye on.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure - right from Day One! - that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken...What is your definition of crossing?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

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老方：是墨西哥鸡还是来杭鸡？养这只鸡贵不贵？
Coco：管它什么鸡过马路呢！我瞧不上。
牛择西：这世道也太堕落了。一只鸡过马路有什么大惊小怪的？
彦彬：看它走路的样子，好像有糖尿病引起的痛风。
玛雅：这只鸡刚从中东国家回来，去感谢网友对它的关心。
为力：有没有人为这只鸡出书？
红霞：说鸡过马路是教条主义，我的新宇宙观显示是马路在鸡肚子下行走。
Sunlover: 马路那边的股票升值了。