上班日記（打油詩）
Diary at Work (a humorous poem)

晚上不肯睡﹐早上起不來。鬧鐘鈴一響﹐好夢難再續。匆匆吞早餐﹐胃病逐漸來。
開車上班去﹐一路闖燈關。黃燈從容過﹐紅燈加速度。定是運氣背﹐警車隨後來。
一單到手後﹐總算上了班。先泡一杯茶﹐桌前坐一下。打開電腦機﹐再查股市價。
身後無BOSS﹐上網聊閒話。一時午餐罷﹐哈欠連連打。頻頻把錶看﹐何時可回家﹖
指針太慢啦﹐真想撥撥快。長長一下午﹐只得慢慢捱。“黑夜”總有盡﹐到時下班啦。
路上快快開﹐匆匆又回家。晚飯剛吃罷﹐又把電鍵敲。太太抱怨說﹐又去網戀了。
網上無戀人﹐只是戀網也。

Stay late every night,
Can’t get up early.
When the alarm sounds,
A happy dream discontinues.
Swallow breakfast in a hurry,
Which causes stomachache.
I drive to work
Through traffic lights after lights.
At yellow lights I drive at easy pace;
At red lights, I accelerate to cross.
I’m so unfortunate on a day,
As a police car follows me up.
After getting the ticket,
Soon arriving at work.
I get a glass of tea,
Before sitting at the desk.
Turning on the computer,
I check on the stock prices.
Since no boss behind me,
I chat on the internet.
After lunch is over,
I keep yawning and yawning.
I look at my watch from time to time
To check on the time to go home.
The hand goes too slow;
Wish I could put it faster.
The afternoon is so long;
I have to pass it patiently.
“Night” will be duly over;
The time off duty comes.
I drive fast on the way
To get home in haste.
Just finishing supper,
I begin to hit the keyboard.
My wife complains that
I will make website love.
But I have no lover on internet;
Only I love the internet.