甲﹕科長﹐我有個問題要反映。        A﹕Superviser, I have a problem to reflect。
乙﹕我手邊有很多事。明天說吧。B﹕I have many things at hand side. tomorrow talk
甲﹕緊急事。不能等明天。        A﹕Urgent thing。 Can't wait tomorrow。
乙﹕什麼事﹖                B﹕What thing?
甲﹕我們進的童子雞有一半是老母雞。A﹕The young boy chickens we entered have half to be old lady chickens。
乙﹕我要研究研究再說。        B﹕I want to research research to speak。
甲﹕不能研究了。雞都快死了。        A﹕Can't research. Chickens are dying。
乙﹕派人去找他們廠長。        B﹕Send someone to find their factorymaster。        (coined from schoolmaster)
甲﹕剛打過電話。廠長去二奶家了。A﹕Just beat the phone. Factorymaster gone to the home of his second breast。
乙﹕找到他二奶家去。        B﹕Go find his second breast home。
甲﹕不知道地址。                A﹕Don't know the address。
乙﹕用卡車把雞都送回去。        B﹕Use a truck to send all chickens back。
甲﹕得令。                A﹕Got order。

(模仿國內民間英文翻譯)

有意思。老先生，这很搞笑啊。