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标题: ZT﹕搞笑:老外翻譯的雷人版三字經 [打印本页]

作者: 海外逸士     时间: 2012-8-27 09:37     标题: ZT﹕搞笑:老外翻譯的雷人版三字經

人之初:At the beginning of life。

性本善:Sex is good。

性相近:Basically, all the sex are same。

習相遠:But it depends on how you do it。

苟不教:If you do not practice all the time。

性乃遷:Sex will leave you。

教之道:The way of learning it。

貴以專:It is very important to make love with only one person。

昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng。

擇鄰處:Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence。

子不學:If you don't study hard。

斷机杼:Your Dick will become useless。

竇燕山:Dou, the Famous。

有義方:Owned a very effective exciting medicine。

教五子:All his five son took it。

名俱揚:And their sexual ability were well-known。

養不教:If your children don't know how to do it。

父之過:It is all your fault。

教不嚴:If they had lots of problems with it。

師之惰:Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex。

子不學:You may refuse to study this。

非所宜:But that is a real mistake。

幼不學:If you don't learn it in childhood。

老何為:You will lose your ability when aged。

玉不琢:If you don't exercise your dick。

不成器:It won't become hard and strong。

人不學:If you don't learn sex。

不知義:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness。
作者: xyy     时间: 2012-8-27 15:29
  雅謔共賞。不過“断机杼:Your Dick will become useless”中的“断”(break down)字沒有給翻譯出來,Dick還是斷掉的好。




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