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2009-6-10 | [图片]to share something very funny | ||
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2009-3-7 | [转载] 不说话修炼 | ||
晚上给一年级儿子讲这个幽默故事,他哈哈大笑。每天缠着我重复讲,我都烦了。 四个和尚一起参加禅宗的“不说话修炼”。有三个道行较高,有一个道行较浅,由于修炼时必须点灯,所以点灯的工作就由道行浅的和尚负责。修炼开始了,四个和尚围绕着那盏灯,盘腿打坐。几小时过去了,油灯中的油愈燃愈少,眼看就要枯歇了,突然,一阵风吹来,灯被吹灭了。道行浅的和尚忍不住了,大叫一声说:“糟糕!灯熄了!”其他三个和尚,原来都是闭目打坐,一听到他的叫喊声,都睁开了眼睛。一个和尚立刻斥责他说:“你叫什么!我们是在做‘不说话修炼’,你怎么能够开口说话呢!”另一个和尚闻声大怒,他冲着刚说话的和尚说:“你不是也说话了吗?太不像话了!”一直没有说话的和尚这时却傲视着另外他们三个说:“哈哈!只有我没说话了。” | |||
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2009-2-13 | 情人节的一封信 | ||
今天按老师的要求,一年级儿子在情人节给我们写封信,,啰嗦而好玩。 Dear family, Happy Valentine’s day! I love you very much. I love you because you do a lot of things for me. I like you when you take care of me. Thank you for being you. I love you because you are always nice to me. Love, Tyler This reminds me of another thing he said: Once a relative told Tyler, he should do thing this way instead of another way, he said, “ well, I am not you, that’s why.’ | |||
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